It really is a nice theory.
The only defect I think it has is probably common to
all philosophical theories.
It's wrong.
  • That outcome of America’s got talent gives me no faith in the human race’s ability to accurately judge talent.

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  • peperomint:

    nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
    nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

    (via captholt)

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  • fat-erin:





    Rae: “I just can’t eat in front of people.”

    Stacey: “Why not?”

    Rae: “Well, because, if I eat unhealthy food, then people will think ‘Oh, look at that fat cow. No wonder she got to that size,’ and if I eat healthy food, then they think ‘Well, who’re you trying to kid, love? You didn’t get to that size by eating salads.’”

    The fat experience in a nutshell. Bloody hell, My Mad Fat Diary is brilliant.



    That was a gut punch

    this hit me like a bus

    This is why this show is so important.

    (via misadventuresthatmademe)

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  • dailyelly:

    Conservation work in Thailand.

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    • What they say to kids who want pets: Are you sure you're not just saying you want one because all your friends have one? Remember, it's not going to be small and cute forever, it will grow up eventually! It's a living being that will depend entirely on you for the rest of its life. Are you really sure you're ready for this?
    • What they say to adults who DON'T want kids: Oh, you'll want one sooner or later. Everybody does, after all. Besides, babies are soooo cute, aren't they? You'd better hurry up before you get too old!
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  • phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:



    On the downside, I’m not that attractive.

    On the UPside, if I lived back in Aztec times, they wouldn’t sacrifice me to the Gods for my beauty, by tearing my beating heart out of my chest…

    So there’s that…

    According to science we are actually getting more attractive, so there’s a good chance they would consider you beautiful and thus sacrificeable. Sorry dude, no getting out of this one.


    perfect gif response.

    (via digital-dead-girl)

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  • senpai-aleksandr:


    astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day


    (Source: communistbakery, via sniffing)

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  • ironicallysmitten:



    I want a New Age of Liberal Darkness!

    (Source: medicinalcocaine)

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  • science-illustrated asked : This is the first time i see you mistaken! "While tomato is botanically a fruit, it is considered a vegetable for culinary purpose." (wiki say so so it's true obviously)
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